6.5 / 10 Actioncome... -

The neon sign above the theater flickered, casting a bruised purple glow over the sidewalk. On the poster, a man in a tuxedo was mid-backflip while firing a flare gun at a helicopter. Below the title, the consensus was clear: .

"It’s over, Vane!" Miller shouted over the sound of a helicopter that was clearly CGI. "Give up the beans!" The villain laughed. "You're a mediocre cop, Miller!" 6.5 / 10 ActionCome...

The dialogue was snappy, but not too snappy. For every witty one-liner Miller delivered, he followed it up with a joke about his cholesterol. He wasn't the hero the city deserved, but he was the one they could afford on a mid-range streaming budget. The neon sign above the theater flickered, casting

"Let’s call it a tactical stumble," Miller wheezed, adjusting his tie. "It’s over, Vane

"Maybe," Miller smirked, reaching for his holster. "But I'm a solid 6.5. And sometimes, that's more than enough to get the job done."

Our protagonist, Detective Miller, knew this feeling well. He lived his life at a 6.5. He didn't have a tragic backstory involving a lost family; he just had a moderately annoying ex-wife named Susan and a dog that only listened to him about 65% of the time.