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The tourist was frantic. "It took my phone! It’s got my life on there!"

The bird didn't hesitate. It dropped the phone—clattering onto the concrete—and sprinted toward the potato with the speed of a prehistoric raptor. aussie reddit

"Standard Sydney morning," he thought, as the light finally turned green. The tourist was frantic

"Don't even think about it, mate," Gazza muttered, pulling his McMuffin closer. Gazza tossed the piece of potato

Gazza tossed the piece of potato. The Ibis didn't budge. It wanted the whole thing.

He slowly reached into his bag, broke off a piece of the hash brown, and held it out on his palm. "Righto, let’s negotiate."

That’s when he saw it: a White Ibis —better known to locals as a "bin chicken"—perched precariously on the rim of a nearby Council bin. This wasn't just any bin chicken. This one had a certain glint in its eye, a look that said it had survived three lockdowns and a hundred school lunch raids.