Leana Si Costel - Mafia Here

Protection from what? From your own shadow? The only thing people need protection from is the smell of your socks after a day in the field!

(Whispering loudly) Leano! Be quiet, woman! Don't you see I'm on a secret mission? I’m the Don of the village now. I’ve joined the Mafia! LEANA SI COSTEL - MAFIA

(Hits him with the spoon) Here’s your "offer," Costele! Go protect the potato patch from the Colorado beetles, or I’ll show you a "Soprano" move that’ll make you sing like a soprano for a week! Protection from what

Here is a prepared text—a comedic monologue/dialogue script—inspired by their specific style of "village mafia" humor. (Whispering loudly) Leano

(Striking a pose) I’m making them an offer they can't refuse. Either they give me a bottle of wine, or... or I’ll sit on their fence and sing folk songs until they go deaf! That’s psychological warfare, Leano!