Madeas Class Reunion -

At the center of it all sits . She isn’t wearing a corsage; she’s wearing a floral housecoat with a 9mm tucked into the elastic waistband, just in case the "In Memoriam" section gets too disrespectful. The Arrival

"We still here," she grumbles to herself, taking a sip of "special" punch. "Most of 'em are ugly now, but we still here." Madeas Class Reunion

The "reunion committee" (three women who haven't liked Madea since she stole the prom king's car in 1972) attempts to start the ceremony. At the center of it all sits