Marks — Madeline

On the bright side, the view from the port-side windows is stunning. It’s almost enough to make you forget that the life support system is making a sound like a dying harmonica.

The absolute highlight of the week? We accidentally hit the ship behind us with what can only be described as a "windshield-full of human goo." If there were a leaderboard for the biggest eff-ups in the fleet, I’d be winning. At least the Oz 9 made it past launch, which—given the state of the other ships—is practically a miracle. madeline marks

If you meant the Eating Disorder Registered Dietitian or the International Dating Expert , just let me know and I can pivot the style! On the bright side, the view from the

A good portion of our "resting" guests are now "eternally resting." It turns out pods are picky about staying powered. Who knew? We accidentally hit the ship behind us with

Captain’s Blog #8: Objects in Space are Exactly as Fragile as They Look

Solar Cycle 4,922 (or Tuesday, depending on which janitor you ask) Location: Somewhere past the Moon, currently drifting toward "Inexplicable Doom" Yeah, so things haven't exactly gone to plan. Again.