Sister: Humiliates You.mp4

The flickering progress bar of the video file— SISTER_HUMILIATES_YOU.mp4 —felt like a countdown to social extinction.

Leo stared at the frozen final frame. He could already hear the hallway whispers and the snickering in the locker room. He looked at the file size: 450MB of pure, concentrated humiliation. SISTER HUMILIATES YOU.mp4

He renamed the ghost dance file SISTER_HUMILIATES_YOU.mp4 and hit "Replace." The flickering progress bar of the video file—

As the upload hit 100%, Leo leaned back and let out a long, slow breath. The humiliation was coming, alright—it just wasn't going to be his. He looked at the file size: 450MB of

His hand trembled as he moved the cursor. He didn't delete it. That would be too obvious; Maya would just re-render it. Instead, he opened a video converter tool he’d used for school projects. He swapped the 450MB file with a different one he had on his thumb drive—a ten-minute loop of Maya’s own "secret" hobby: her middle-school phase where she dressed up as a Victorian ghost and did interpretive dances to weather channel music.

The video opened with a high-definition close-up of Leo’s face from three nights ago. He was fast asleep, mouth slightly open, cuddling a giant, plush narwhal he’d kept since he was six. The lighting was professional—Maya must have used her ring light.

"Meet Leo," Maya’s voice-over whispered, dripping with mock sympathy. "The guy who thinks he’s ready for varsity football, but still asks Mr. Narwhal for permission to go to sleep."