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The credits rolled over a shot of Stewart standing alone in a cold corridor, looking at a vending machine that didn't take his coins. It was the funniest thing on television, provided you were prepared to feel slightly worse about yourself for watching it. If you'd like to , let me know:

He began a routine about a specific brand of artisanal pear cider. It started simply enough, but three minutes in, he was still talking about the font on the label. Five minutes in, he was reenacting a fictional, aggressive conversation with the pear farmer. By ten minutes, he was lying flat on his back on the stage floor, repeating the phrase "hand-picked by heritage workers" until the words lost all linguistic meaning and became a terrifying, shamanic chant. Stewart Lee's Comedy Vehicle

"Perfect," the director replied. "Cut to a close-up of a middle-aged man in the third row looking slightly confused. That’s the 'Vehicle' brand." The credits rolled over a shot of Stewart