The scene is set in a high school assembly hall, decorated with a slightly lopsided Christmas tree and silver tinsel. Characters:
(Pulling a fake beard out of his sack) Fine, I’ll do the traditional bit. (Deep voice) "HO HO HO! Have you been good students?" ANYA: Better.
Dressed as a very unconvincing, trendy "Father Frost" (Ded Moroz) in sneakers. stsenka nomera dlia novogodnei elki u starsheklassnikov
(Adjusting sunglasses) Relax. I’ve got the vision. We don’t do the "Bunny and Snowflake" dance anymore. We do "The Midnight Before the Exam." It’s a thriller.
(Checking her watch) Okay, people! This is our last New Year’s skit before graduation. It needs to be profound. It needs to be Shakespearean. It needs to represent the transition from childhood to the cold, hard reality of adulthood! The scene is set in a high school
(Looking at the tree) You know... even if it’s all a bit much, it’s the last time we’ll be standing here complaining about it together.
Cool, wearing a leather jacket and sunglasses (indoors). Have you been good students
(Hoisting his red sack) Look, I’ve updated the brand. I’m not "Ded Moroz" anymore. I’m "Father Crypto." Instead of candy, I’m giving out QR codes to my failed NFT project.
