The Gang Carries A Corpse Up A Mountainit's Alw... May 2026

This sounds like a classic It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia disaster in the making.

Refuses to wear boots. He’s hiking in thermal underwear and "mountain-grease" to ward off "Summit Ghouls." The Gang Carries a Corpse Up a MountainIt's Alw...

Is the "Sherpa." He’s carrying 80lbs of unnecessary protein powder and trying to perform "tactical ocular pat-downs" on nearby hikers. This sounds like a classic It's Always Sunny

Frank convinces the Gang there’s a hidden stash of "Nazi gold" buried at the summit of a local peak. The catch? To find it, they have to follow a map drawn by his old business partner, "Snake-Eyes" Johnson. The bigger catch? Snake-Eyes is currently dead in the back of the Range Rover, and Frank insists they need his fingerprints to open the "biometric" lock on the treasure chest. The Roles: Frank convinces the Gang there’s a hidden stash

“It’s not a crime if the mountain claims him, Charlie!”

Wearing $1,200 high-tech "peak performance" tactical gear. He spends the entire hike critiquing everyone’s "form" while secretly being the most out of shape.