To host or participate in , you must follow these essential (and questionable) guidelines. ๐Ÿ The "Carb-Load" Strategy The Meal: Eat a massive portion of fettuccine alfredo . The Timing: Consume it immediately before the race begins.

Feel the pasta "sitting in your stomach like a rock" to prove your commitment. The Risk: Extreme nausea and potential roadside vomiting. ๐Ÿƒ Race Day Preparation

Avoid all water to honor those with "irrational hatred of water" (rabies victims). Attire: Wear the official "Race for the Cure" blue t-shirt.

Ensure there is a nurse or "Rabies Doctor" present to accept the funds.