Theme Hospital ✮ [Original]

Caused by sniffing cheese and unverified rumors; cured by popping the head with a pin and pumping it back up to standard size.

Excellent for fan fiction, scriptwriting, or humorous social media threads.

The Skeleton Crew: Beat a mid-to-late game level using the bare minimum number of staff.

: Showcase how to optimize corridor space, manage radiator heat maps, and prevent the dreaded "tsunami of vomit" from chain-reacting patients.

: Write fictional, overly dramatic medical charts for the game's classic illnesses: